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28 Oct 12 at 2 am

"As Captain of the Tumblr Queerditch team, I feel I have to speak a few words. Motivate the bloody shit out of you. I know our chasers don’t like holding their balls, and our beaters have too much fun with their bats. We might be distracted by other team players. But, god damnit we’re the best.GO FLYING FAGS. We might have lost the last match 20 to 200 to the Facebook Breeders. But it’ll be fine fellow Queerditch players. Next week we’ll beat those Twitter Tweens and the ¬†Instagram Hipsters. I swear to you, as a the most dedicated captain that I am, that NO Queerditch team will be half as good as ours.”

"As Captain of the Tumblr Queerditch team, I feel I have to speak a few words. Motivate the bloody shit out of you. I know our chasers don’t like holding their balls, and our beaters have too much fun with their bats. We might be distracted by other team players. But, god damnit we’re the best.GO FLYING FAGS. We might have lost the last match 20 to 200 to the Facebook Breeders. But it’ll be fine fellow Queerditch players. Next week we’ll beat those Twitter Tweens and the  Instagram Hipsters. I swear to you, as a the most dedicated captain that I am, that NO Queerditch team will be half as good as ours.”